I'm with the All Blacks!!!
New Section to follow - will be here 20th April 2014 more self-deluded, intoxicated and stupid stories to follow.......
(the same thing in Australia, but less spiders and more sheep!!)
Update 25/04/14 - OK unlike the australia section, I will be constantly on the road, just booked an all country bus tour, with Kiwi Experience (at time of pain stakingly writing this, it was $499, thats 260 GBP for a country wide coach journey, not bad!)
www.kiwiexperience.com or book through peterpans travel (again another cute travel agent convinced me to do this when all i wanted to do was an email check and silent fart!)