Hello Smother and Papa Brown Bear.
Again trying to protect you in case a country ambassador finds this and sues me for slander or misinformation etc. So kinda like im a comedy writer version of Spiderman
I have to let you know, im
very sorry and i know that after this message I'll lose part of "fanbase".
Firstly sorry to PBB not only have a squeezed every last penny out of you like im a teenager again, but for missing your 50th Birthday. Again thank you for everything and hopefully
now that i have gone past the 30 mark, i will be an adult one day! "Ummmm the Nandos are on me" said the Dark Milky Bar kid!
And Smother, uh i know its your big birthday soon but i can't Be there.
I have to confess that i tried to come back earlier
but as you know im more broke than when i started and STA like mess me around so not only could i not get the right day back, im not even in the right city to get the flight:(
I was planning to turn up at the birthday party as a surprise but unless
your birthday was moved to August, its unfortunately not going to happen. Also my other surprise, i was going to do my skydive and write on my hands "Happy 50th T### & J####!" Again due to the tax refund not even coming close to my account, ill be jumping
off a park bench to create the atmosphere.
Thankfully you'll Be 50 for a year, so we can celebrate it when i get back......
I thought id write it here, so my shame can be immortalised on the web!
All im gonna say is, watch
this page near your birthday......