spooky tree ... at 2:30pm!!
Now for the rides, good god for a small park they’ve packed in the most fun unusual rides, expect to be pleasantly surprised. I won’t descried every single ride as it’ not fun and YouTube has each ride covered.
Although I will
recommend these rides:
Stormforce 10 – expect to get wet and in the most bizarre way too
Ben 10 rollercoaster– well less rollercoaster more like long track, however this ride is freakier than you expect, back and forth… Aaliyah!
Shockwave – The first standing rollercoaster in Europe and by far the best rides, try doing this ride under influence, you’ll never want to stand or drink again.
G- Force – Prepare to question your sanity and stomach and then ride
it again loops, drops and as implied loads of speed (not that type of speed, junkies!!). Just like a little black girl who managed to stay silent through most of the ride and screamed heavily at the end like the shock just hit her. And then screamed “SIR
THAT WAS MY 4TH TIME” Answer on a postcard as to why she screamed at the end and why she screamed on her 4th time, make it a pretty postcard.
Big Wheel – WARNING whatever you do, don’t go on this ride with a wild
black man who loves rollercoaster but hates heights and pendulous cages, he will go buckwild like a cat, you will get screamed at, crying and punched… sorry Andy
Also the food is fine here but for you penny pinchers…. Aye I’m looking
at you Scotland, bring a packed lunch, or you may fall prey to the pricing/hunger/greed battle in the queues “the cheese burger meal is £7, but the double cheeseburger meal is £8, it looks like it’s too much for me….. I’ll
have the Double please”. You will instantly regret it as soon as you are tossed upside down on the Air Race ride, UK’s most sickening monotonous ride
So to close this place is great for families who have kids who are addicted to Cartoon
Network as the park has literally had CN burped all over the place. Big kids who like some unusual twists to classic rides and Anyone with quick access to the M6
Well that was short entry, so to keep you entertained until the next post,
Tell me how many letter “Y”s are in this post…..my friend Tanya has a yeast infection in Yeovil… yay!! GO!!!
There will be no prize just the feeling of minuscule accomplishment….