I's not racist if it's from WW1
Ahh that’s better, we come all this way to Wales and we are still attracted to the sins of Chinatown, we end up in No1 Dim Sum, I have no link to the place but your tummy will find it. The portions were as generous as the hostess was shy, so very!
Ignore the cracked plates; let the gorgeous food speak for itself. As for Swansea, it’s an alright town, it’s like most other cities but everyone looked either really Spanish or really rough. However rough in welsh doesn’t really work as
the accent is far too pleasant and everyone is in far too much of a great mood. If you have depression move to Wales.
Seriously nothing sounds horrible in a Welsh accent, repeat the below sentence in a Welsh accent
“I’m sorry sir,
but we’re gonna have to repossess your house and your cat, for the lack of repayments, can you move your car I can’t get through”
You’ve lost your house and your cat but you have a smile on your face for no reason now!
for things to do, for the “I’ll only go if it’s free “cultural types head to the Waterfront Museum https://museum.wales/swansea/ for fun facts on Swansea and technology and if you are in for
something offbeat head to Swansea Museum http://www.swanseamuseum.co.uk/ it’s like a normal museum but feels like a primary school teacher did one half and the black people society did the other. There’s
a lot of old wartime and music memorabilia that’s fronted by black people, Swansea you pioneers, JFK would be proud.
The town also has a few historical sites and a road literally dedicated to food and partying, there’s even a place called
Pop world http://www.popworldswansea.co.uk/ and with Spice Girls in one poster and Nicki Minaj in another, I hope they do mixes! I want my Starships and Say You’ll Be There crossover mix NOW!
Quick note – if you are easily offended homosexual prepare to see the word “faggot” EVERYWHERE, however again with the Welsh accent you’ll be at ease “Can I have a Bacardi and coke and 2 faggots Myfanwy?”
activity lovers, there are a lot of outdoor companies but I didn’t get time to do these, but there’s quad biking, archery, abseiling etc. Also you are not far from Pembrokeshire which is where I stayed before, so outdoor fun and theme park galore.
I hope you enjoyed this and if you are looking a relaxing time head to Brecon Beacon, just prepare to dicey driving and sheep :)